The Boo nap procedure

1. Eat lots of lunch. Make sure to get lots of food all over everywhere.
2. Run around a bit to make sure to maximize food smearage.
3. If necessary, stealth diaper change.
4. Allow self to be lured upstairs by a lame but true plea to change shirt.
5. Arrange dog, horse, bear, and otter on bed.
6. Sit on bed next to dog, horse, bear, and otter.
7. Cover Boo, dog, horse, bear, and otter with the "big blanket Gram made for you."
8. Listen to three stories.
9. Lights out. Mom leaves to the sound of whining.
10. Toys rattle.
11. Whining continues.
12. Lie on the floor peering under the door for signs of life in the outside world.
13. Fall asleep on floor.
14. Wake up.
15. Cry.
16. Move to bed.
17. Fall back to sleep.
18. Revitalized! Wake up ready to terrorize parents for many more hours!