Innuendo

Sam has a night time routine that includes brushing his teeth, putting on his pajamas, reading stories and then I'll lie down with him for a few minutes while we talk about the day and sing songs. After several rousing rounds of the ABC song "sing it very very fast!" and "Someone's in the Kitchen With Dinah" he settled in and told me that he was hungry and that he ate salami* with Daddy. He finished his little tale by telling me "We don't have salami in bed!"

I hit my little chuckle and merely asked "why not?"

*I did do some follow up questioning and it turns out that Ben had just read "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" so the mention of salami wasn't as far fetched as I'd first thought.