Sam's view of me

This little survey is floating around Facebook but since I know that not everyone in the world is on Facebook, I thought I'd copy it here. The instructions were to copy this note, ask your kid the questions and write them down exactly how they respond.

This interview was with Sam, age 5. He obviously knows very little about me and seems to think that work is all I do. But he loves me!

1. What is something mom always says to you?
I love you.

2. What makes mom happy?
I love you.

3. What makes mom sad?
When I say "I hate you."

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
By doing something silly!

5. What was your mom like as a child?
Well, tell me something you did when you were five.

6. How old is your mom?
120

7. How tall is your mom?
Stand up and I'll measure you. (he grabbed a tape measure) 8 feet.

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
Work

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
Work

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
I don't know.

11. What is your mom really good at?
I don't know.

12. What is your mom not very good at?
I don't know what you're not very good at.

13. What does your mom do for her job?
Work.

14. What is your mom's favorite food?
Salad (I have NO IDEA where he got that idea...I'm not all that fond of greens)

15. What makes you proud of your mom?
I don't know but I certainly do love you.

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
Thomas.

17. What do you and your mom do together?
Play

18. How are you and your mom the same?
We're both people.

19. How are you and your mom different?
You're a girl, I'm a boy.

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
(He signs "I love you")

21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
(Laughs) I don't know.

22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
Work.