Easter Preparations

We all have our standard preparations for Easter. Sam's are a wee tad different than most people's although in some ways his are probably more enjoyable. See if you can follow the photos. I'm not overly impressed with Blogger's ability to handle pictures and that means this might take a bit of effort on your part.

Step 1. Go to a greenhouse where there is a guy dressed in a bunny suit. Be very afraid of the bunny even while the bunny is waving and playing peekaboo. Hide behind mom and Judyboo. Then head outside where there is an even more phony-looking bunny. Throw stones at it.

Step 2. Prepare to dye Easter eggs. First you must see how many egg cups you can keep airborne at once. Make sure to laugh maniacally at all times.

Step 3. Place an egg tattoo firmly on your belly.

Step 4. Spill dye all over the table, floor, walls, baseboard, radiator and friends. Make sure it stains. As an added bonus, make sure to drop the dyed eggs on the floor for a nicer color mix.

Step 5. Dye hands grinch green for maximum effect at daycare the next day. Make sure mom's hands are also show evidence of the festivities.

Step 6. Peel the most interesting egg you can find. Make sure to drop it on the floor repeatedly just to make sure that it's inedible. Present egg to daddy.

And then...he rests in preparation for the upcoming festivities. Must save energy for the upcoming chocolate buzz.