I didn't teach him this, honest!

The other day our friend Paul (aka Paulboo) was here hanging out, drinking wine, smoking stogies and Sam asked him for some pennies. Remember Sam has a new piggy bank, right? Well, he loves to put coins in the bank and shake it until our eardrums explode from the noise.

Paul doesn't carry pennies but he obligingly opened his wallet and pulled out a $1 bill. Sam was confused as he's never been presented with such wealth and was having trouble getting it into the slot. Paul helped him with that and then went back to his conversation.

Suddenly little fingers were in his back pocket trying to lift his wallet.....