Man make up

Yesterday Ben was packing for his hunting trip with the "help" of his little buddy. I looked at them as they wandered through the living room. Ben had a black mark on his face that made him look very boyish and when I asked him if he'd burned a cork and smeared it on his face he informed me that it was "man makeup."

May I introduce camouflage make up. Or face paint. I'm really not sure what it should be called to be accurate. But now I can officially say that Ben wears more makeup than me. Oh, and he probably has more clothes too but he'd never admit it.